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KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm, #223279
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am, #105122
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm, #88984
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82494
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82493
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm, #67438
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm, #67437
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm, #36806
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm, #27651
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am, #239946
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm, #130798
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm, #86722
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm, #85812
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am, #105526
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #105344
What are "Neds"?


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS


TAGS: head up ass
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am, #236052
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!


AUTUMN -


TAGS: fall redhead
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:47 pm, #242640
or rate the h**ness.. I'd give it a 5
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 6:34 am, #239810

real nice. 5L dude. could you drop this into moti-twist as well...one of the motinet sites for motivational stuff. would do well there.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 6:37 pm, #239803
jee... I'll just sit here and I'll wait for the leaf to fall...lol


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm, #219133
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm, #219124
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm, #219123
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm, #219115
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am, #219091
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am, #219089
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am, #219081
awe5ome!


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial




NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am, #233919
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm, #240437
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER g** EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am, #251397
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am, #224006
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm, #223988
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm, #203327
lol his fat a** to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #203013
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202921
The last line got me.


Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am, #258901
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am, #258863
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm, #258737
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm, #258734
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am, #258260
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am, #258256
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am, #258247
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am, #258244
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am, #258242
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am, #258241
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm, #258228
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm, #258227
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm, #258226
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm, #258222
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm, #258221
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm, #258220
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm, #258218
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm, #258217
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm, #258214
excellent


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm, #247882
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm, #207737
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm, #207703
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm, #207701

awesome sh**ty!!


POSERS WE ALL KNOW ONE -




ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am, #220213
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am, #101278
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm, #215527
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm, #215526
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #178909
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am, #165440
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am, #165436
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am, #158169
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm, #158132
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm, #158130
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158129
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm, #158113
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm, #158070
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


true love -




VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




GHOSTS -


TAGS: puncity crankyhead
Rating: 4.45/5

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Zreiser - December 10, 2010, 5:04 pm, #206281
Favd!


BLONDES BRUNETTES -




THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm, #198445
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm, #198316
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm, #198305
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


DEFILADE -


TAGS: paratroops crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:20 am, #216840
feel free to PM me if you need an explanation =)
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am, #216839
Input appreciated. However, it doesn't matter how much text you use, and just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:11 am, #216836
i dont think these are supposed to be a paragraph long. and it would help if they made sense.
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216631
good stuff. 5L
SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 2:26 pm, #216627
Well done
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm, #216506
I hate you for making me laugh so hard at this.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:18 pm, #216505
He'd best keep an eye out for the attack poodles. 5
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:47 pm, #216502
LOL..
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:26 pm, #216498
Favourited... I enjoyed this short 5tory, well played


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




I SWEAR TO GOD -


TAGS: jingle cats crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - January 1, 2011, 12:39 pm, #208853
Cat are my favoritest people. Cat people are not.
tryal - December 30, 2010, 4:06 pm, #208688
the lady in the cube next to me played an XM xmas radio station all december i almost threw her computer out the window cuz of that song!


GINGA! (JIN'JA) - It's our word! Not yours!




THAT'S A MORAY -


TAGS: eel crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:04 pm, #210385
Beautiful Cranky.
50cal - January 20, 2011, 2:47 pm, #210374
I was thinking the same thing.
Jose Sanchez - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am, #210359
But those are sea snakes ??
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:58 am, #210352
Also, ingenious way to bypass the "No tunnel" clause...
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:55 am, #210351
f***ing hilarious!
hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:32 am, #210346
d*** Funny...
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:13 pm, #210330
OMG!!! Loved it.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am, #184184
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am, #184157
...usually.


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216882
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm, #198021
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -


TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm, #187154
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm, #187152
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


AMBITION -


TAGS: dog key crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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Axis - April 4, 2012, 3:42 pm, #232719
lol good
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 10:54 pm, #213033
Greatness.
Sean - January 2, 2011, 8:19 pm, #208985
This is great, but I have a question: do I have to run? That sounds like a lot of work, what with a full bladder in all. And some of yous guys live kinda far from me. Just askin'. 5.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:41 pm, #208972
just kiddin around with you =)
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm, #208971
Thanks for the advice rerun...and cranky well you just gave the information I already had.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm, #208970
TheOne, there's no secret, all the ph**os I use are found on the internet. =)
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:07 pm, #208969

send a PM of it to a regular for an opinion of what it falls under.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:58 pm, #208967
The word "impact" is giving me an...idea I feel a poster coming on but Im not sure if I it demotivational /r motivational guess I'll have to see.
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:54 pm, #208966
DPay no mind to me... I'm not a mod, and don't have an impact here.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:53 pm, #208965
Ah I see,so im goin to be here a "little" longer btw time im up to that rank to know the secret aye?
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:45 pm, #208961
Closely guarded secret... shared amongst those who can make the best of them. In the wrong hands, it's a sad sight.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:37 pm, #208957
Where do you guys find these pictures?


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.64/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm, #196376
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196374
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am, #212714
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm, #212635
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm, #212634
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm, #212631
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm, #212607
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm, #212605
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




Maturity -


TAGS: beavis and b***head mtv cartoon
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - August 2, 2013, 12:43 am, #248256
And YOU SIR are full of ****!
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 11:37 pm, #248255
YOU SIR! Are a bunghole. And so am I.
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:13 pm, #247897
All glory to the bunghole.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #247886
YOU WILL GIVE THE GREAT CORNHOLIO TP!
falloutghoul - June 13, 2013, 8:08 am, #246583
5 Almighty Bungholes!


ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered




LEMMY KILMISTER - Only a God could grow a mustache like that




Dear Lord -


TAGS: baby head headache
Rating: 4.71/5

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Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:29 pm, #257265
Great image and truth. Thank you,


Stuck in a rut -


TAGS: deer buck lamp shade on his head
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm, #258424
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am, #258374
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm, #258369

LOL5
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm, #258364
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am, #258357
Mastery. 5/F


CUTENESS - The wrestling game and puppy breath are cute now, But when he's 85 pounds and has your whole head in his mouth, your perspective will change.


TAGS: please don t eat my head
Rating: 4.84/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm, #217476
LOL! Great one!


FREEDOM -


TAGS: mcliberty meal crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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Tarapin - April 30, 2011, 8:45 pm, #217798
This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 8:58 pm, #209935
Awesome! 5L's


BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm, #221430
B-E-A-Utiful


IDIOCY -


TAGS: dead sky rat crankyhead
Rating: 4.57/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196769
That was my BATTLECAPTAIN's philisopoly
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 3:11 pm, #196734

fav'd


ANGER -


TAGS: red head with slingsh**
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm, #248022

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.44/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm, #260819
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm, #260810
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


MOOOOO STASH -




TORNADOS -


TAGS: trailer park crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 8, 2011, 9:32 pm, #221170
Most excellent.
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:29 pm, #221168
You mess with me and you mess with the.. Hey, where'5 my trailer park?


FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.


TAGS: pyramid head silent hill
Rating: 3.11/5

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Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:32 pm, #183290
To be quite honest, I'm not sure anymore, heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:04 am, #183196
(what TTH said)
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 9:07 pm, #183175
HUH?


VENGEANCE -


TAGS: angry kitty crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:51 am, #207342
since I cant get to pats place
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:50 am, #207341
rather talk on a great poster
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:14 pm, #205805
Perfect. Short, powerful caption... matches a powerful picture. 5L. Gold.


NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.




AIRHEAD - This is definately one.




TATTOOS -




END OF THE WORLD -




COMPETITION -


TAGS: self destruct crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:53 pm, #218205
Then the race is on! 5/5
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:26 pm, #218202
HA! 5Ls poster and comment.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:11 pm, #218197
LMAO!
crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 6:36 pm, #218189
KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME!!! LOL
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:39 pm, #218188
why did I just get a mental image of Dark Helmet playing with his action figures?


RANCOR -




HEADCAKE!!! - I know you like cake, but try not to eat it face-first.


TAGS: ncis gibbs ziva headcake
Rating: 2.93/5

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knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:59 pm, #132318
lol is that Agent Gibbs from NCIS?
Phoenixangelgal - October 29, 2009, 10:48 pm, #132021
So what do you guys think? Sorry about the little video arrow thing. I kinda screensh** this one from a video website.
gift - October 29, 2009, 2:40 am, #131726
please send me your E_maill address, i will send you my picture.
Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 2:00 am, #131719
Nah, that's cool. It's just a reflex action. ;)
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131660
is it sad i tried to press the video arrow?


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm, #217821
lol5!


LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING - I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times


TAGS: calm head looks
Rating: 5/5

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Darlin - June 25, 2011, 12:47 pm, #220535
lmao this is great
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 9:23 am, #220395
I lol'd... 5


AUKWARD -


TAGS: auk for sean crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:45 pm, #216582
Exactly the point of the poster. The great auk had to forget how to fly. And did.
IllicoPresto - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm, #216579
Funny thing is that the Great Auk shown here was flightless. And now extinct.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:05 pm, #215759
Love it! Still proves my point though. As no poster this good coulda been easy to make. Now penguins ... those dudes practically wollow in self-parody.
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 6:14 pm, #215756
131627 is the point of reference. =)
Airman - April 4, 2011, 6:00 pm, #215754
this was in response to a challenge by Sean to make a poster about an Auk.. so yes, it is clever
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:59 pm, #215753
Awkward is being trolled hard, by a person who wasn't even trying.
gufbal - April 4, 2011, 5:45 pm, #215751
AWKWARD: posting a clever poster, where the main title is spelled wrong...


We were never quite sure -




FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am, #249859
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #210902
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm, #196446
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm, #196370
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov ****tail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm, #196367
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm, #196365

so true. awesome pic crank.


COMBAT RULES - US AIR FORCE -


TAGS: b52s heading out
Rating: 4.37/5

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dnhaslem - April 13, 2011, 7:48 am, #216284
Exactly as it should be -- except with bigger bombs and more targets.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 9:44 pm, #216266
how true is this is... love it
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 9:05 pm, #216262
we are EWO ready !!!


CLASSIFIEDS -


TAGS: classifieds young exotic redhead
Rating: 4.28/5

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culos - February 1, 2011, 5:01 pm, #211364
a non Y mouse, 1L. Pity!


BOOM HEADSHOT!! - He going to get it


TAGS: boom headsh**
Rating: 3/5

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Anon - February 14, 2009, 8:28 pm, #59745
i lol'd


CONVENIENCE -


TAGS: art on the wall in the lobby at motihq crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm, #202813
Finally: someone to keep an eye on little Lizzie (Borden).
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:48 pm, #202146
Aggy has that same item over his desk, looks like it too... 5L. always hear him mumblin' under his breath, "this ain't moderating, this is glorified babysitting"
spacedog - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm, #202143
Fan-freaking-tastic!
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm, #202142
Awesome! 5L


CHOOSING TAIL(S) -




THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm, #210386
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm, #210373
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am, #210361
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


SINCERITY -


TAGS: prrrroooooot crankyhead
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:41 pm, #199024
Great poster Cranky.
Ed-Hyde - October 19, 2010, 7:01 am, #198910
well cranky, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, how much greater the compliment is outright theft?
Neener - October 18, 2010, 9:25 pm, #198891
I'm definitely a cranky fan. Another fav for me!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 9:24 pm, #198890
"steal from" list?
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 9:19 pm, #198888

geez man...nice one....again. i gotta put you on my "steal from" list.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 8:53 pm, #198885
Nice...bubbles....pic Cranky 5/5


SYMBIOTIC -


TAGS: post crankyhead
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:20 am, #223129
yeah... or he's voting 1L for a 5L poster


SOME FOOLS -


TAGS: stupid is as stupid does crankyhead
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:36 am, #245025
And, more often than not, find that another creature beat them to the punch. Great poster!


A Head -


TAGS: beetlejuice movie shrunken head additions
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:14 am, #254583
Thanks Ugs and welcome back!
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:25 am, #254577
5 HEAD-NODS FOR THIS, PWISSY!


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: beached whale crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm, #201324
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


APATHY -


TAGS: go ahead and jump
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 11:24 am, #219876
Excellent.5L


POINT -


TAGS: fingers crankyhead
Rating: 4.8/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:47 pm, #216195
By far one of the best I have seen! 5L
pieman - April 4, 2011, 11:37 am, #215732
True but in corporate America it is the difference betwwwn climbing the ladder and getting fired. 5L
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:23 pm, #215706

fantastic.
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 7:59 am, #215678
Nice one cranky.. well played


A VIOLENT READ - The girl at the bookstore said this book would "Blow My Mind" I didn't think she was speaking literally




DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm, #233821
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm, #233801
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm, #233780
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really ***y voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD -


TAGS: beavis b***head mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am, #222677
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am, #222657
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222637
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am, #222594
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am, #222580
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am, #222579
Very a5tute


CANADA - They started a country, but nobody came


TAGS: funny canuck hosehead
Rating: 2.71/5

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Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:10 am, #73819
so we're picky. Better than being the planet bike
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 12:50 pm, #62459
Not to mention the Motifake freeze of 2009!!!


COLE'S AXIOM -


TAGS: students cole s axiom head chair
Rating: 5/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:53 pm, #234805
It's a torso mounted attack vest with 4 barrels. You can't have those at school Grif.


OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie me***hor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm, #206134
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am, #206122
I think I can hear ***s, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am, #206119
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm, #206116
I think I can hear ***s playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm, #206113
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm, #206100
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm, #206074
B!tchin, 5L


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm, #196447
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm, #196364
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196361
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


ATHENA -


TAGS: gods woman headache nag
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:31 pm, #147567
Truth.


THE OCEAN -




RED HEADS - Like blondes, but less willing to show what they have! Still pretty hot, though...


TAGS: red head
Rating: 4.06/5

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ICEMAN - July 9, 2010, 11:23 pm, #183863
It ain't Mulder.
cobracat03 - July 9, 2010, 2:52 pm, #183818
Is that Scully?


WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?


TAGS: marion barry crack c******d tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm, #217489
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am, #119599
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am, #119597
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am, #64007
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am, #63984
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


CAMELS - They enjoy a little head !!




WANTED -


TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm, #208341
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am, #208333

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am, #208325
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am, #208321
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


PETTING ZOO -


TAGS: cheeto head
Rating: 4.65/5

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GaryO - March 10, 2012, 8:11 pm, #231045
Had a buddy as a kid that had one as a pet (sorta). Toothless, clawless. Good for a tussle though.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:49 pm, #231039
COOL picture! Looks a lot like my cat! (30 rats in his game bag)
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 10:48 am, #229985
He Don't Look Too Happy !


THE THINGS YOU SEE -


TAGS: i m a hippie at heart crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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PsychoticKhaotic - July 22, 2011, 9:35 pm, #221765
Zealot gets a virtual cookie for using A Perfect Circle reference to one of the songs in my favorite album.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 5:43 pm, #196750
Nice one Crank. And ain't it the truth. 5
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:05 pm, #196732
whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:01 pm, #196726

nice twist on this crank....5sh**gun blast my friend!
forseti - October 4, 2010, 1:58 pm, #196724
Today is the 40th anniversary of Janis Joplin's death. btw...


SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me sh** now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm, #169519
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm, #169399
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


OPINIONS - Yep. Everybody's got one.




RICHARD HEAD - Could never figure out why everyone laughed at his name.




HUMAN HEADS - I didn't know that they came in that shape!


TAGS: head shape human
Rating: 2.56/5

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jazmin - January 2, 2009, 2:02 pm, #48545
why does he look like that!
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:54 pm, #44033
That is a Diglet.
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 11:57 pm, #30270
You sure that isn't a PokeMon or something?


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