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KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
excellent


SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS


TAGS: head up ass
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!


AUTUMN -


TAGS: fall redhead
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:47 pm
or rate the h**ness.. I'd give it a 5
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 6:34 am

real nice. 5L dude. could you drop this into moti-twist as well...one of the motinet sites for motivational stuff. would do well there.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 6:37 pm
jee... I'll just sit here and I'll wait for the leaf to fall...lol


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.91/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am
awe5ome!


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial




NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER g** EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm
lol his fat a** to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
The last line got me.


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome sh**ty!!


NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




POSERS WE ALL KNOW ONE -




ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


true love -




VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




GHOSTS -


TAGS: puncity crankyhead
Rating: 4.45/5

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Zreiser - December 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
Favd!


BLONDES BRUNETTES -




THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


DEFILADE -


TAGS: paratroops crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:20 am
feel free to PM me if you need an explanation =)
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am
Input appreciated. However, it doesn't matter how much text you use, and just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:11 am
i dont think these are supposed to be a paragraph long. and it would help if they made sense.
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:38 pm
good stuff. 5L
SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 2:26 pm
Well done
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm
I hate you for making me laugh so hard at this.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
He'd best keep an eye out for the attack poodles. 5
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:47 pm
LOL..
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
Favourited... I enjoyed this short 5tory, well played


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




I SWEAR TO GOD -


TAGS: jingle cats crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - January 1, 2011, 12:39 pm
Cat are my favoritest people. Cat people are not.
tryal - December 30, 2010, 4:06 pm
the lady in the cube next to me played an XM xmas radio station all december i almost threw her computer out the window cuz of that song!


GINGA! (JIN'JA) - It's our word! Not yours!




Stuck in a rut -


TAGS: deer buck lamp shade on his head
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm

LOL5
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am
Mastery. 5/F


THAT'S A MORAY -


TAGS: eel crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:04 pm
Beautiful Cranky.
50cal - January 20, 2011, 2:47 pm
I was thinking the same thing.
Jose Sanchez - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am
But those are sea snakes ??
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:58 am
Also, ingenious way to bypass the "No tunnel" clause...
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:55 am
f***ing hilarious!
hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:32 am
d*** Funny...
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:13 pm
OMG!!! Loved it.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am
...usually.


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -


TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


AMBITION -


TAGS: dog key crankyhead
Rating: 4.88/5

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Axis - April 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
lol good
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 10:54 pm
Greatness.
Sean - January 2, 2011, 8:19 pm
This is great, but I have a question: do I have to run? That sounds like a lot of work, what with a full bladder in all. And some of yous guys live kinda far from me. Just askin'. 5.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:41 pm
just kiddin around with you =)
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm
Thanks for the advice rerun...and cranky well you just gave the information I already had.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm
TheOne, there's no secret, all the ph**os I use are found on the internet. =)
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:07 pm

send a PM of it to a regular for an opinion of what it falls under.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:58 pm
The word "impact" is giving me an...idea I feel a poster coming on but Im not sure if I it demotivational /r motivational guess I'll have to see.
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:54 pm
DPay no mind to me... I'm not a mod, and don't have an impact here.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:53 pm
Ah I see,so im goin to be here a "little" longer btw time im up to that rank to know the secret aye?
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
Closely guarded secret... shared amongst those who can make the best of them. In the wrong hands, it's a sad sight.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:37 pm
Where do you guys find these pictures?


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.64/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


Maturity -


TAGS: beavis and b***head mtv cartoon
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cannabal - August 2, 2013, 12:43 am
And YOU SIR are full of ****!
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 11:37 pm
YOU SIR! Are a bunghole. And so am I.
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:13 pm
All glory to the bunghole.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
YOU WILL GIVE THE GREAT CORNHOLIO TP!
falloutghoul - June 13, 2013, 8:08 am
5 Almighty Bungholes!


ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered




LEMMY KILMISTER - Only a God could grow a mustache like that




MOOOOO STASH -




Dear Lord -


TAGS: baby head headache
Rating: 4.71/5

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Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:29 pm
Great image and truth. Thank you,


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.44/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


FREEDOM -


TAGS: mcliberty meal crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Tarapin - April 30, 2011, 8:45 pm
This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 8:58 pm
Awesome! 5L's


CUTENESS - The wrestling game and puppy breath are cute now, But when he's 85 pounds and has your whole head in his mouth, your perspective will change.


TAGS: please don t eat my head
Rating: 4.84/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
LOL! Great one!


BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm
B-E-A-Utiful


IDIOCY -


TAGS: dead sky rat crankyhead
Rating: 4.57/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2010, 8:22 pm
That was my BATTLECAPTAIN's philisopoly
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 3:11 pm

fav'd


ANGER -


TAGS: red head with slingsh**
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it


TORNADOS -


TAGS: trailer park crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 8, 2011, 9:32 pm
Most excellent.
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:29 pm
You mess with me and you mess with the.. Hey, where'5 my trailer park?


FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.


TAGS: pyramid head silent hill
Rating: 3.11/5

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Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:32 pm
To be quite honest, I'm not sure anymore, heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:04 am
(what TTH said)
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 9:07 pm
HUH?


VENGEANCE -


TAGS: angry kitty crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:51 am
since I cant get to pats place
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:50 am
rather talk on a great poster
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Perfect. Short, powerful caption... matches a powerful picture. 5L. Gold.


NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.




AIRHEAD - This is definately one.




TATTOOS -




END OF THE WORLD -




COMPETITION -


TAGS: self destruct crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:53 pm
Then the race is on! 5/5
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:26 pm
HA! 5Ls poster and comment.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:11 pm
LMAO!
crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 6:36 pm
KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME!!! LOL
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
why did I just get a mental image of Dark Helmet playing with his action figures?


RANCOR -




HEADCAKE!!! - I know you like cake, but try not to eat it face-first.


TAGS: ncis gibbs ziva headcake
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Phoenix

knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:59 pm
lol is that Agent Gibbs from NCIS?
Phoenixangelgal - October 29, 2009, 10:48 pm
So what do you guys think? Sorry about the little video arrow thing. I kinda screensh** this one from a video website.
gift - October 29, 2009, 2:40 am
please send me your E_maill address, i will send you my picture.
Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 2:00 am
Nah, that's cool. It's just a reflex action. ;)
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
is it sad i tried to press the video arrow?


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm
lol5!


CANADA - They started a country, but nobody came


TAGS: funny canuck hosehead
Rating: 2.71/5

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Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:10 am
so we're picky. Better than being the planet bike
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 12:50 pm
Not to mention the Motifake freeze of 2009!!!


LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING - I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times


TAGS: calm head looks
Rating: 5/5

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Darlin - June 25, 2011, 12:47 pm
lmao this is great
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 9:23 am
I lol'd... 5


AUKWARD -


TAGS: auk for sean crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:45 pm
Exactly the point of the poster. The great auk had to forget how to fly. And did.
IllicoPresto - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Funny thing is that the Great Auk shown here was flightless. And now extinct.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:05 pm
Love it! Still proves my point though. As no poster this good coulda been easy to make. Now penguins ... those dudes practically wollow in self-parody.
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 6:14 pm
131627 is the point of reference. =)
Airman - April 4, 2011, 6:00 pm
this was in response to a challenge by Sean to make a poster about an Auk.. so yes, it is clever
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:59 pm
Awkward is being trolled hard, by a person who wasn't even trying.
gufbal - April 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
AWKWARD: posting a clever poster, where the main title is spelled wrong...


We were never quite sure -




FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov ****tail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

so true. awesome pic crank.


A Head -


TAGS: beetlejuice movie shrunken head additions
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:14 am
Thanks Ugs and welcome back!
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:25 am
5 HEAD-NODS FOR THIS, PWISSY!


COMBAT RULES - US AIR FORCE -


TAGS: b52s heading out
Rating: 4.37/5

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dnhaslem - April 13, 2011, 7:48 am
Exactly as it should be -- except with bigger bombs and more targets.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 9:44 pm
how true is this is... love it
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 9:05 pm
we are EWO ready !!!


CLASSIFIEDS -


TAGS: classifieds young exotic redhead
Rating: 4.28/5

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culos - February 1, 2011, 5:01 pm
a non Y mouse, 1L. Pity!


OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.




BOOM HEADSHOT!! - He going to get it


TAGS: boom headsh**
Rating: 3/5

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Anon - February 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
i lol'd


THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


CONVENIENCE -


TAGS: art on the wall in the lobby at motihq crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm
Finally: someone to keep an eye on little Lizzie (Borden).
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:48 pm
Aggy has that same item over his desk, looks like it too... 5L. always hear him mumblin' under his breath, "this ain't moderating, this is glorified babysitting"
spacedog - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
Fan-freaking-tastic!
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
Awesome! 5L


CHOOSING TAIL(S) -




THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


SINCERITY -


TAGS: prrrroooooot crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Great poster Cranky.
Ed-Hyde - October 19, 2010, 7:01 am
well cranky, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, how much greater the compliment is outright theft?
Neener - October 18, 2010, 9:25 pm
I'm definitely a cranky fan. Another fav for me!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 9:24 pm
"steal from" list?
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 9:19 pm

geez man...nice one....again. i gotta put you on my "steal from" list.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice...bubbles....pic Cranky 5/5


SOME FOOLS -


TAGS: stupid is as stupid does crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:36 am
And, more often than not, find that another creature beat them to the punch. Great poster!


SYMBIOTIC -


TAGS: post crankyhead
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:20 am
yeah... or he's voting 1L for a 5L poster


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: beached whale crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


APATHY -


TAGS: go ahead and jump
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 11:24 am
Excellent.5L


POINT -


TAGS: fingers crankyhead
Rating: 4.8/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:47 pm
By far one of the best I have seen! 5L
pieman - April 4, 2011, 11:37 am
True but in corporate America it is the difference betwwwn climbing the ladder and getting fired. 5L
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:23 pm

fantastic.
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 7:59 am
Nice one cranky.. well played


A VIOLENT READ - The girl at the bookstore said this book would "Blow My Mind" I didn't think she was speaking literally




DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really ***y voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD -


TAGS: beavis b***head mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am
Very a5tute


COLE'S AXIOM -


TAGS: students cole s axiom head chair
Rating: 5/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:53 pm
It's a torso mounted attack vest with 4 barrels. You can't have those at school Grif.


OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie me***hor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear ***s, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear ***s playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


ATHENA -


TAGS: gods woman headache nag
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:31 pm
Truth.


THE OCEAN -




RED HEADS - Like blondes, but less willing to show what they have! Still pretty hot, though...


TAGS: red head
Rating: 4.06/5

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ICEMAN - July 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
It ain't Mulder.
cobracat03 - July 9, 2010, 2:52 pm
Is that Scully?


WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?


TAGS: marion barry crack c******d tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


CAMELS - They enjoy a little head !!




My Favorite Stoner -


TAGS: carl sagan astronomer author pothead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:05 pm
5 fat doobies.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 3:53 pm
I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.


WANTED -


TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


PETTING ZOO -


TAGS: cheeto head
Rating: 4.65/5

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GaryO - March 10, 2012, 8:11 pm
Had a buddy as a kid that had one as a pet (sorta). Toothless, clawless. Good for a tussle though.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:49 pm
COOL picture! Looks a lot like my cat! (30 rats in his game bag)
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 10:48 am
He Don't Look Too Happy !


THE THINGS YOU SEE -


TAGS: i m a hippie at heart crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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PsychoticKhaotic - July 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Zealot gets a virtual cookie for using A Perfect Circle reference to one of the songs in my favorite album.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Nice one Crank. And ain't it the truth. 5
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:05 pm
whats so funny about peace love and understanding?
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:01 pm

nice twist on this crank....5sh**gun blast my friend!
forseti - October 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
Today is the 40th anniversary of Janis Joplin's death. btw...


SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me sh** now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


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